Until you hang upon such a cross, you won't know a thing about laughter or loss...and you don't believe me now, but you will...you will, you wil you will you will...you will, you will - Titus Andronicus

Hey All, Best Read This First:

reetings and a warm welcome to my blog.

First things first

This blog contains words and references offensive to those who never made it through the maturation process.

The intellectually and psychologically impaired will find nothing here to enjoy.

If this applies to you, dear reader, you're welcome, and strongly encouraged to leave now. No hard feelings on my part.

I'm trying to make this clear to the 'boo hoo brigade". If you CANNOT grasp this simple concept. This page is NOT FOR YOU


*PS: I'm pro Palestinian, pro animal rights in a way that pisses many people off. You should consider fucking off now if you object to this kind of thing.

Cheers Kiddies.


PS This blog is not really fit for human consumption, it's best read as it was written, drunk on vodka or otherwise high as a kite...Enjoy...


The Dreaded Block

Hello, as someone who has a reputation for blocking (gee that hurts) I was especially fascinated with the latest Poll Results.

Before I get to them, I want to apologize for what it's worth, for being so lazy with everything, reading other people's blog posts, looking at twitpics, shout outs, posting, new polls etc. I like to do all of these things, but I've just been so bone achingly fucking tired.

Ok, to the poll results, I really gave people very clear choices, sometimes I like to be an asshole and only provide options that force all opinions to converge a certain way. I do this because I can, it's my blog, I do what I fucking want. One day I'm going to run a poll with only one option available, I'm going to call it the Attention Whores on Twitter Make Me Cringe with Embarrassment poll, the available option being: Yes, I want to fucking kill them.

Ok. an overwrought, emotional minority (22%, I bet they're Pisces or Cancers) reported that they felt bitch slapped when they'd been blocked. My advice to these poor suckers is: grow a spine. Be grateful someone who doesn't like you is gone. I would love it if everyone who didn't like me blocked me instead of hanging around my fucking timeline sniping at me, God I wish they would just fuck off.

A hefty, logical and well adjusted majority (62%, Leos, Sagittarius, or Librans for sure) voted they didn't give a fuck. My love and respect for you is boundless.

A sick twist, psychopathic minority (4%, Scorpios obviously) confessed to plotting revenge. Uh, ok, asylums for the Criminally Insane allow internet access, who'd a thought? We live in enlightened and possibly naive times.

Does this poll have any significance at all? Oh yes oh yes... What's going to happen is, I no longer feel any compunction in blocking people at all. Most people couldn't care less, but having said that, the well adjusted, logical majority aren't the types I block anyway. It's the psychopathic sick twists and the over sensitive that (tiresomely) you have to watch every fucking thing you say in front of, or they get all Boo Fucking Hoo, God people like that bore me. Utterly.

As for the sick twist psychopathic vengeful minority? Hey Psycho Cunts! Bring it on. I'm waiting for you.