Hey All, Best Read This First:
Greetings and a warm welcome to my blog.
First things first
This blog contains words and references offensive to those who never made it through the maturation process.
The intellectually and psychologically impaired will find nothing here to enjoy.
If this applies to you, dear reader, you're welcome, and strongly encouraged to leave now. No hard feelings on my part.
I'm trying to make this clear to the 'boo hoo brigade". If you CANNOT grasp this simple concept. This page is NOT FOR YOU
REPEAT: WARNING: BLACK IRONY. NASTY SELF PISS TAKING HUMOUR. FUCK OFF NOW IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS. I WON'T MIND. EVER.
*PS: I'm pro Palestinian, pro animal rights in a way that pisses many people off. You should consider fucking off now if you object to this kind of thing.
PS This blog is not really fit for human consumption, it's best read as it was written, drunk on vodka or otherwise high as a kite...Enjoy...
My Head's On Fire With High Esteem
Hi, aside from a slight head cold and haunting doubt about everything, I'm quite well and wishing the same for you.
My posts have been getting rather long lately which is a sure sign of self indulgent drivel creeping in, so in this post, I aim for conciseness. We begin.
Last Saturday night as is my custom, I went out to score from my affable and trustworthy dealer (there are some nasty shonks out there who will cut your smack with fucking baking powder, evil bastards) we spend some pleasant time chatting and bitching about the non smack world. (We feel we are a misunderstood elite)
Business done, I wondered for some time through the city, which is a fascinating thing to do on a Saturday night, well it is, if like me you enjoy looking down on the fat, the ugly, the loud and the attention seeking. (You're all aware I'm an arrogant sneering cunt?)
Posted by Sir Fudge Esq at 8:33 AM