Until you hang upon such a cross, you won't know a thing about laughter or loss...and you don't believe me now, but you will...you will, you wil you will you will...you will, you will - Titus Andronicus

Hey All, Best Read This First:



G
reetings and a warm welcome to my blog.


First things first

This blog contains words and references offensive to those who never made it through the maturation process.

The intellectually and psychologically impaired will find nothing here to enjoy.


If this applies to you, dear reader, you're welcome, and strongly encouraged to leave now. No hard feelings on my part.

I'm trying to make this clear to the 'boo hoo brigade". If you CANNOT grasp this simple concept. This page is NOT FOR YOU

REPEAT: WARNING:
BLACK IRONY. NASTY SELF PISS TAKING HUMOUR. FUCK OFF NOW IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS. I WON'T MIND. EVER.

*PS: I'm pro Palestinian, pro animal rights in a way that pisses many people off. You should consider fucking off now if you object to this kind of thing.

Cheers Kiddies.

Belladonna



PS This blog is not really fit for human consumption, it's best read as it was written, drunk on vodka or otherwise high as a kite...Enjoy...



9.5.10

Dear Yoda and Friends



I'm posting these few words in order to rid your blog roll of the unappealing image I posted. While I don't regard your blogs as my responsibility, I'm happy to oblige out of a sense of friendship.

If certain "Anipals" (and I use that word with all the venomous sarcasm I can muster) leave me alone, none of you ever need to see it again. I take no pleasure or pride in presenting this crass garbage.

Cheers and Love

Sir Fudge Esq

PS: if I'm left alone, lessons in German expletives begin soon. I can't wait. I'm a didactic prick at the best of times, it's something I look forward too. x