Hey All, Best Read This First:
Greetings and a warm welcome to my blog.
First things first
This blog contains words and references offensive to those who never made it through the maturation process.
The intellectually and psychologically impaired will find nothing here to enjoy.
If this applies to you, dear reader, you're welcome, and strongly encouraged to leave now. No hard feelings on my part.
I'm trying to make this clear to the 'boo hoo brigade". If you CANNOT grasp this simple concept. This page is NOT FOR YOU
REPEAT: WARNING: BLACK IRONY. NASTY SELF PISS TAKING HUMOUR. FUCK OFF NOW IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS. I WON'T MIND. EVER.
*PS: I'm pro Palestinian, pro animal rights in a way that pisses many people off. You should consider fucking off now if you object to this kind of thing.
PS This blog is not really fit for human consumption, it's best read as it was written, drunk on vodka or otherwise high as a kite...Enjoy...
Not My Best Week So Far and It's only Monday Morning...
Whine Whine Whine I keep running out of weed Moan Moan Moan I can't really face alcohol anymore sob sob sob Anna is so pissed off with my drugging and whoring she's barely speaking to me groan groan groan the thought of shooting up obsesses me scream scream scream I can't face my big move fuck fuck fuck Anna doesn't like my new best friend boo fucking hoo And Shits for Giggles, the Cunta Kinta is coming to see me soon it's going to be fuckkkking fireworks as I have big news for her. There's not enough smack on this planet to insulate me from her rage. God Help Me. Amen.
I'm nothing but a bag of complaints. I have nothing reasonable to contribute to this world or this blog. Nothing. Zero.
Oh hang on, has everyone seen the XXX Mookie Sex Doll? Here's the Link: Meerschwein Extraordinaire: My crocheted self... It's Extraordinary, anyone know where I can get one? XOXOX...
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