Hey All, Best Read This First:
Greetings and a warm welcome to my blog.
First things first
This blog contains words and references offensive to those who never made it through the maturation process.
The intellectually and psychologically impaired will find nothing here to enjoy.
If this applies to you, dear reader, you're welcome, and strongly encouraged to leave now. No hard feelings on my part.
I'm trying to make this clear to the 'boo hoo brigade". If you CANNOT grasp this simple concept. This page is NOT FOR YOU
REPEAT: WARNING: BLACK IRONY. NASTY SELF PISS TAKING HUMOUR. FUCK OFF NOW IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS. I WON'T MIND. EVER.
*PS: I'm pro Palestinian, pro animal rights in a way that pisses many people off. You should consider fucking off now if you object to this kind of thing.
PS This blog is not really fit for human consumption, it's best read as it was written, drunk on vodka or otherwise high as a kite...Enjoy...
Things I would Bend Over For (Yes, I'm Very Stoned)
Hello, I was supposed to post something hours and hours ago, but what happened was, I began to get stoned (as is customary before I compose my ego centric drivel) but just as I was getting down to the business, a stoning friend popped up on DM. What began as a quiet joint/vodka/valium buzz turned into a massive fucking drug fest. A complete behemoth. Fuck it felt good.
Hours later, I'm still trashed. I'm rarely too trashed to post, but now I am. But it just occurred to me, that I was wondering, does anyone agree that Radiohead live are better than Radiohead studio?
I generally prefer live versions of songs anyway, I find them more raw and ballsier. Studio always sounds too emasculated and studied to me. But in the case of the Radiohead Gods, the difference is incredible. For example, My Iron Lung is almost like two different songs. Live it fucks my brain in wonderful ways, studio, is like, well, still a great song, but doesn't get me hot.
Things I would bend over for:
My stoner DM friends
Val Lewton Films
Things that make my ass pucker up:
Schleimhaufen (you know who you are)
People who snicker, I think, like, have you got a fucking sinus problem? Get a fucking tissue for your issues honey. you gross pig
Posted by Sir Fudge Esq at 12:05 AM