Camera Obscura: Fudge: I tried, but the dog farted, and that was that

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Belladonna

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29.12.09

I tried, but the dog farted, and that was that

Comrades, I don't want to post anything, I'm really uptight and not in the mood. So I'm going to do one of those "Oh what the fuck can I possibly write about" posts. If I were you, I'd save myself some boredom and leave now, but it you want to hang around for the train wreck, be my guest. I'm a little behind in my planned posts, but those ones are going to have to wait till I can do them justice. It's after all not nice to write garbage about reasonable subjects, correct?

Oh for Christ's sake the fat fucking dog just farted...him...the basenji, with his big fat arse in my direction. Thanks Man's Best Friend... Look, that's just fucked, I don't even want to be here and the fucking dog farts. I'm off, this is just fucking untenable. Fucking mutt.