Hello...I just woke up about 10 minutes ago.... head feels like a bag of shit on a stick... did i just wake up in an evil parallel universe?...it all looks the same... Thwack!@%#?!! Kappppow!! #$%!! sssssSmash!!&*(#$%!?! ...no, not even after a good hard smash against the wall will it fire up...shit it hurts though...Is it time for my pills? Did I pass out pissed again? No. Suppose I'll just have to carry on...bear with me, I've tried everything I could think of...
The purpose of this post, (if I could just stop my brain from retarding backwards for a minute) was to comment on the subject of the (brilliant) email I received from my dear friend @FestusLittleMan
Look, I concede that Festus is much brighter than me, and saner, so people are going to take him far more seriously, I've tried to engage people in political discussion but no luck. I was explaining to a tweep from Alabama that I'm a Catholic Communist, that Obama was my hero, and a fucking hot piece of ass too, didn't they agree? Anyway, the upshot is, I've never heard from this tweep again...where did I go wrong?
Hey All, Best Read This First:
Greetings and a warm welcome to my blog.
First things first
This blog contains words and references offensive to those who never made it through the maturation process.
The intellectually and psychologically impaired will find nothing here to enjoy.
If this applies to you, dear reader, you're welcome, and strongly encouraged to leave now. No hard feelings on my part.
I'm trying to make this clear to the 'boo hoo brigade". If you CANNOT grasp this simple concept. This page is NOT FOR YOU
REPEAT: WARNING: BLACK IRONY. NASTY SELF PISS TAKING HUMOUR. FUCK OFF NOW IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS. I WON'T MIND. EVER.
*PS: I'm pro Palestinian, pro animal rights in a way that pisses many people off. You should consider fucking off now if you object to this kind of thing.
Cheers Kiddies.
Belladonna
PS This blog is not really fit for human consumption, it's best read as it was written, drunk on vodka or otherwise high as a kite...Enjoy...