Dear Reader,
As several people have commented I'm rather late with my Monday blog entry. I do apologize.
The truth is, I'm a little hungover from the weekend. My eyeballs are still floating around in a sea of vodka and my head is still spinning from other little misdemeanors.
But I did all this for a good cause. I wanted to test my genius hypothesis that there's a correlation between the amount of vodka consumed and the duration of the inevitable hangover.
Unfortunately, after the first two bottles, I lost the ability to scientifically and accurately record my results. So I have no evidence to tender in support of my hypothesis.
However, anecdotally, I can say with reasonable certainty that as my head still hurts like all fuck on this Tuesday, my guess is there's some kind of correlation between 4 bottles of vodka and a hangover that is apparently never going to end...who'd a thought. Also, in the spirit of behaving like a responsible adult, I feel I should offer the following advice: don't try this at home kiddies.
See you properly when my head and liver return to their usual state of serene chaos.
Cheers
Sir Fudge Esq
