My dear Guinea Swine friend Mookie is to blame for this drivel. I was given one of these before but I think I fell asleep half way through reading what it's meant to be about.
If I understand this shit correctly, I'm supposed to tell you 10 things about me. Who the fuck wants to know this ego driven puerile pap?
I've humiliated myself for Mookie once before, (remember that ridiculous Santa Hat at X'mas? I only put it on to shut him up for Christ's sake).
Well, as my anti hero Franz Kafka once said (I think): "He who says A must say B too", so let's get this shit over with:
1. I have a Simian line on my right palm.
2. I respect the PLO, Hamas, and other murderous bastards trying to fight other murderous bastards for their existence.
3. I enjoy laughing at American Conservatives. I don't know why, for some reason I find them hysterically funny.
4. I'm quite conservative in many ways, but I believe that whatever consenting adults get up to amongst themselves is none of my business.
5. I'm afflicted by Kierkegaard's "Sickness Unto Death", it's why I take drugs. I find it ludicrous to worry about being happy while others suffer.
6. In all things, I prefer to just get to the fucking point. I have binary code brain. If someone can't logically, elegantly and concisely make their point within 3 minutes, they're just holding a wankfest.
7. I accept everyone on their own terms, but I'm highly intolerant of people who have no respect for boundaries.
8. I don't care about material things, I laugh at people who buy big plasma screens. Fucking wankers.
9. I think I am extremely immature, hot headed, often thick as shit, and very shallow: I can't stand looking at physically unappealing things. I'm a cultural snob, but I'm nonetheless quite affable.
10. I love beauty, style and grace. Europe is the source of all the World's beauty. Thank God I'm European.
ok I'm passing the torch on to:
My cats (@RRCatty)
I don't have the links but go see
@Danepoes - he is one of my great loves on twitter
Juicy Dog Couture
GeorgeTheDuck.com - Fun & Adventures of a duck named George
Rosie & Cheeto's Blog
Francy Dickinson's recipes page. Check out the featured recipe Dansk Salmon with Aquavit - Gravlax
@FlaCatLady - dear friend
Boris Kitty - 4 Paws for a Cause
@FrugaDougal- Raises money for animals, nice polite guy.
@BrutustheDane - Sexy Dane
@MaxtheQuiltCat - Nice friendly cat
@ImAShit (good luck with that one)
I tried to think of blogs that were suitable for the whole "Anipal" thing. I don't think blogs I like would have been appropriate in any sense.
I'll get the links for you later but I'm a little tired and it's time I was in bed. Oh for those of you don't know, "Mookie" (!) is the wonderful Graf @Schnille von Meerschweinstein on twitter. He is strawberry blonde GP. Rather handsome, soccer mad, and his Mama draws wonderful pictures.
Mookie is a Guinea Pig who is always a little irate with me for some reason. Probably cos I don't kiss arse. I've started cyber fucking him (Hugz) cos I know he loves it so.
Gute Nacht.
