Until you hang upon such a cross, you won't know a thing about laughter or loss...and you don't believe me now, but you will...you will, you wil you will you will...you will, you will - Titus Andronicus

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G
reetings and a warm welcome to my blog.


First things first

This blog contains words and references offensive to those who never made it through the maturation process.

The intellectually and psychologically impaired will find nothing here to enjoy.


If this applies to you, dear reader, you're welcome, and strongly encouraged to leave now. No hard feelings on my part.

I'm trying to make this clear to the 'boo hoo brigade". If you CANNOT grasp this simple concept. This page is NOT FOR YOU

REPEAT: WARNING:
BLACK IRONY. NASTY SELF PISS TAKING HUMOUR. FUCK OFF NOW IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS. I WON'T MIND. EVER.

*PS: I'm pro Palestinian, pro animal rights in a way that pisses many people off. You should consider fucking off now if you object to this kind of thing.

Cheers Kiddies.

Belladonna



PS This blog is not really fit for human consumption, it's best read as it was written, drunk on vodka or otherwise high as a kite...Enjoy...



14.10.09

I just woke up with Fuzz Head....but it's about politics on twitter

Hello...I just woke up about 10 minutes ago.... head feels like a bag of shit on a stick... did i just wake up in an evil parallel universe?...it all looks the same... Thwack!@%#?!! Kappppow!! #$%!! sssssSmash!!&*(#$%!?! ...no, not even after a good hard smash against the wall will it fire up...shit it hurts though...Is it time for my pills? Did I pass out pissed again? No. Suppose I'll just have to carry on...bear with me, I've tried everything I could think of...

The purpose of this post, (if I could just stop my brain from retarding backwards for a minute) was to comment on the subject of the (brilliant) email I received from my dear friend @FestusLittleMan

Look, I concede that Festus is much brighter than me, and saner, so people are going to take him far more seriously, I've tried to engage people in political discussion but no luck. I was explaining to a tweep from Alabama that I'm a Catholic Communist, that Obama was my hero, and a fucking hot piece of ass too, didn't they agree? Anyway, the upshot is, I've never heard from this tweep again...where did I go wrong?

13.10.09

Email: Festus Little Man: Political Debate: Fucking Republicans

Dear Sir Fudge Esq

I have something to say about Conservative Republicans dropping their view point all over twitter. I am all for free speech. Go ahead, voice your opinion. Let your voice be heard. But, when someone responds to your opinion, have the balls and intelligence to back up your opinion. Don't be a fear mongering bomb dropper then request that the person who confronted your opinion block you or stop following you.

If you are going to post it for all to see, then be ready to defend it. If your are not ready to defend your opinion or you are just an ignorant person repeating mindless drivel that you have heard, without thinking about it, then please take your opinion and SHUT UP!

I am confident that the majority of us don't want to be constantly blasted with your fear mongering ultraconservative blathering BULLSHIT all the fucking time.

Please shut up or put up

FestusLittleMan
April Johnson
Name proudly posted. If I put it out there, i will gladly debate it with you!

Email How to Deal with Hurtful, Bitchy Tweeps

Dear Sir Fudge Esq

This is a really good idea, I want to let off some steam. Two weeks ago someone said something bitchy to me. I asked whats up and they acted like I started everything. I had a good relationship with them till this. Now they are bitchy to me all the time and I don't know what to do. I'd like you to publish this so that people can see how horrible others feel when they act bitchy for no reason. But don't mention my name please.

12.10.09

Blocking

What is the big deal with blocking, why does it generate so much anxiety and stigma? Some time ago, I was involved in a situation with well, a poor stupid attention seeking white trash cracker, the kind of person who just lives to hate me... with a passion. Apparently my world view isn't Kentucky Fried Brain enough for them. Anyway...I digress with vehemence...

Apparently, the Really Bad thing I did, was to block her, although, this never actually happened...the block only ever existed in her brain, where I suspect it remains...

Anyway, I'm digressing with vehemence again....
But so what if I had have blocked her? Had my account have been unprotected, of course I would have done it without second thought. It's a reasonable and valid way to avoid further nastiness.

I don't have any hard feelings about people who block me. I 'm not entitled to be on anyone's timeline, and no one is entitled to be on mine, like all friendship, it's a conditional privilege. If someone can't show me basic fucking respect or friendliness I'm unapologetic about seeing them to the door with a one finger salute...


This dipshit held a Pity Party Bitch Fest at my expense that went on for days about a fucking imaginary block. How truly elegant and intelligent...that's the nature of people who conduct themselves like twitter fascists...pure class...


heh heh, I may go block her now just for the hell of it... see how persuasive I am? I talked myself right into it...