Hey All, Best Read This First:
Greetings and a warm welcome to my blog.
First things first
This blog contains words and references offensive to those who never made it through the maturation process.
The intellectually and psychologically impaired will find nothing here to enjoy.
If this applies to you, dear reader, you're welcome, and strongly encouraged to leave now. No hard feelings on my part.
I'm trying to make this clear to the 'boo hoo brigade". If you CANNOT grasp this simple concept. This page is NOT FOR YOU
REPEAT: WARNING: BLACK IRONY. NASTY SELF PISS TAKING HUMOUR. FUCK OFF NOW IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS. I WON'T MIND. EVER.
*PS: I'm pro Palestinian, pro animal rights in a way that pisses many people off. You should consider fucking off now if you object to this kind of thing.
PS This blog is not really fit for human consumption, it's best read as it was written, drunk on vodka or otherwise high as a kite...Enjoy...
10 Reasons To Be a Vegan: Now Ain't That Some Shit?!
This is just a quickie post, like an old dog's fuck, blink and it's over, as sexy as old cheese.
1. Your shit won't stink: it's true, your shit will stop stinking and you'll produce much less of it. It will make your ass a desirable piece of real estate if your partner is so inclined to use it sexually.
2. A Clearer Conscience: Although some of you will never achieve this, it's at least a step closer to decency, which many could well do with.
3. Dairy Really Stinks: It's true! once you stop consuming it, you realise how bad it smells. It smells like raw meat.
4. It's better for you: Nations with the highest rates of dairy consumption have the highest rates of osteoperosis.
5. For women: A female friend told me that since she stopped consuming dairy, she no longer experienced menstrual pain or clots.
6. For Fellows: High dairy consumption has been in some studies linked with cock cancer.
7. Your Dignity: What kind of a retard drinks the stuff produced for the babies of other species? It's fucking bizarre. Imagine getting down on your hands and knees and sucking away on a cow's teat?? You may as well be doing that.
8. Your Ego: Being vegan gives you sense of smug, sexy, otherworldliness. People who drink milk or consume it's value added products are like infantalized oafs. Deeply unsexy.
9. Love: somewhere, at every second you will the pin up for all cows and their calves the world over. Their Saint even, especially if they're Catholic Cows.
10. The Clincher: You'll stop being a selfish, unappealing, cruel fuck that nobody really likes
Conclusion. Stop consuming animal products. Stop using products made from the exploitation of their bodies. Stop being a self indulgent, cruel pathetic fuck.
♬ And you don't believe me now., but you will, you will, you will, you will, you will. you will, ♬
LAND O LAKES FARM CRUELTY ~ PLEASE SIGN PETITION by Marla Stormwolf (Marla) on Myspace
Conklin Dairy Farms Video Shows Dairy Cows Being Violently Abused, Says Mercy For Animals (VIDEO) - Mixx
Take a look at the lives of those who live only to bring you a cheap glass of pus. Go PETA.
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